Top Ten NFL Players (On Looks, Not Ability)

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By MIRIAM ZUO ‘20, ELLA O’HANLON ‘21, KENDELLE GRUBBS ‘20, MAYA BOKHARI ‘20

  1. Jimmy Garrappalo: The king of our hearts. The Italian Legend. Look at that Smolder. Please come back to the Patriots. We miss you. You look better in blue. 

  2. Tom Brady: A silver fox. Father figure. Please go hang out with your kids. They miss you. 

  3. Christian McCaffrey: A blonde beautiful boy. Looks good in a Nike headband and a smile.

  4. Odell Beckham Jr.: Very attractive. The earring makes him sparkle even more. Deserves better than the Browns. 

  5. Danny Amendola: Patriot’s legend. Don Draper with a thicker neck.

  6. Michael Strahan: 48 years old and looks of gold. He might have a gap in his tooth but his good heart fills it up.

  7. Julian Edelman: Came to campus. Got a selfie with Maya. Please shave the beard and you’ll move up two spots. 

  8. Rob Gronkowski: He’s Gronk. Enough said. Take me to your beach party.

  9. Cam Newton: Wears snazzy hats. Went to high school five minutes away from where Kendelle lives. 

  10. Hubert King 

Mark Pang