Vol. 40 Issue 1


vol. 38, no. 3

vol. 38, no. 3


Meet the TMP 38 Seniors!


Ella “My initials spell emo” O’Hanlon

Position: Editor-in-Chief

Hometown/Dorm: Milton, MA

Quarantine Binge: Dance Moms and Ozark

Grammar Pet Peeve: Misuse of your/you’re

Most likely to: make a Tik Tok about my clarinet

Who I’m simping for: The fox from Zootopia


Hubert “Waste of height” King

Position: Editor-in-chief

Hometown/dorm: Caldwell, NJ, Forbes House

Quarantine binge: Law and Order: SVU and Homeland

Grammar pet peeve: Dangling Modifier

Most likely to: Bring Ben Shapiro to Milton

Who I’m simping for: Wendy Rhoades from Billions


Kayla “can’t commit” Mathieu

Position: Managing Editor

Hometown/ Dorm: Milton, MA

Quarantine Binge: Temptation Island

Grammar Pet Peeve: ,Misused, commas,

Most Likely to: Accidentally play the explicit version of renegade on the ACC speaker

Who I’m simping for: Evan Gomillion from Tik Tok


Nara “I’ll fight you but only with words” Mohyeddin

Position: Opinion Manager

Hometown/Dorm: Poughkeepsie NY, Robbins House

Quarantine Binge: Pose

Grammar Pet Peeve: I forget their names I just feel ‘em out

Most Likely to: ‘forget’ to file her taxes 13 years in a row

Who I’m Simping for: Too many TikTok girls


Nikhil “Indian Ray” Pande

Position: Opinion Manager

Hometown/Dorm: Milton, MA

Quarantine Binge: Psych

Grammar Pet Peeve: Possessive pronoun before a gerund

Most likely to: Retire at 55, move to Florida, and play golf

Who I’m simping for: Juliet O’Hara from Psych


Eleanor “@mafatboyz” Raine

Position: News Manager

Hometown/Dorm: Milton, MA

Quarenting Binge: Criminal Minds

Grammar Pet Peeve: Pronoun case errors

Most likely to: Pull up to school driving a tractor

Who I’m simping for: Chris Pratt (specifically Peter Quill)

 

George “Climate Change” Rose

Position: News Manager

Hometown/Dorm: Belmont, MA

Quarantine Binge: Ernest Hemingway

Grammar Pet Peeve: Case

Most likely to: Live in a cabin off the grid

Who I’m simping for: Genie Bouchard


Gracie “Lank Master” Denneen

Position: Copy Editor

Hometown/Dorm: Watertown, MA

Quarantine Binge: 80’s Movies

Grammar Pet Peeve: Case!!

Most likely to: Be a ginger

Who I’m simping for: Zuko from Avatar (after he cut his hair)


Tapti “we get it you’re from Robbins” Sen

Position: Senior Editor

Hometown/Dorm: Dhaka, Bangladesh - Robbins House

Quarantine Binge: How to Get Away With Murder

Grammar Pet Peeve: There/Their/They’re errors

Most Likely to: Stay up till 4 AM in the Robbins common room

Who I’m Simping For: Lucario from Pokemon :(



Gianna “I cry a lot it’s no big deal” Gallagher 

Position: Senior Editor 

Hometown/Dorm: Milton, MA

Quarantine Binge: Money Heist 

Grammar Pet Peeve: I/Me mistakes 

Most likely to: Accidentally start speaking French

Who I’m simping for: Shemar Moore (only as Derek Morgan)



Mikhail “Papa Russia” Dmitrienko 

Position: Editor-At-Large

Hometown/Dorm: Holliston, MA - Norris House

Quarantine Binge: The Tim Ferriss Show

Grammar Pet Peeve: Dangling Modifier

Most Likely to: defend Putin <3

Who I’m Simping For: Jane Eyre 


Maya “Ramez’s sister” Metri 

Position: Layout Editor 

Hometown/Dorm: Weymouth, MA

Quarantine Binge: Criminal Minds 

Grammar Pet Peeve: Pronoun reference 

Most likely to: forget to sleep 

Who I’m simping for: Tom Holland 


Katie “I went to The Mountain School” Wiemeyer

Position: Humor Editor & Web Editor

Hometown/Dorm: Duxbury, MA - Robbins House

Quarantine Binge: all of the “Our Planet” documentaries

Grammar Pet Peeve: possessive before the gerund

Most Likely to: neuter your dog

Who I’m Simping For: mother nature ✨🧚💓🍃



Emma “Freckle Face” Wright

Position: Humor Editor 

Hometown/ Dorm: Robbins - Melrose MA

Quarantine Binge: My own Tiktoks

Grammar Pet Peeve: vegetables 

Most Likely to: Never leave summer camp

Who I’m Simping For: Rick Riordan’s writing


Luke “Bill Laimbeer” Monnich

Position: Sports Editor

Hometown/Dorm: Hingham, MA

Quarantine Binge: La Casa de Papel

Grammar Pet Peeve: Misuse of commas

Most Likely to: Think he is Spanish

Who I’m Simping for: Rusty (but only when he sang at Beatstock)


Lynn “510 hours on Animal Crossing” Yuan

Position: A&E Editor

Hometown/Dorm: Vancouver/Guiyang/Hong Kong/Honestly who knows – Robbins House

Quarantine Binge: The entire Ghibli movie set

Grammar Pet Peeve: case errors

Most Likely to: stay up until 5 am reading web novels and then blame it on “insomnia”

Who I’m Simping for: Dimitri from Fire Emblem 🤩


Alexa “won - most likely to repost “ s(he) be(lie)ve(d)” vsco post - superlative (2018)” Pil 

Position: Humor Writer 

Hometown/Dorm: Martha’s Vineyard - Hathaway house 

Quarantine Binge: Castlevania 

Grammar Pet Peeve: grammar

Most likely to: ask you to follow @MASOCKTAGRAM 

Who I’m simping for: Sokka but with his hair down 😏


Jalen “potty mouth” Nixon

Position: Humor Writer

Hometown/Dorm: Haverhill, MA; Forbes House

Quarantine Binge: Andrew Schulz comedy and the Joe Rogan Experience

Grammar Pet Peeve: Misplaced Modifier

Most likely to: play devil’s advocate

Who I’m simping for: Kiara “Kie” Carrera from Outer Banks

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