Vol. 40 Issue 1
vol. 38, no. 3
Meet the TMP 38 Seniors!
Ella “My initials spell emo” O’Hanlon
Position: Editor-in-Chief
Hometown/Dorm: Milton, MA
Quarantine Binge: Dance Moms and Ozark
Grammar Pet Peeve: Misuse of your/you’re
Most likely to: make a Tik Tok about my clarinet
Who I’m simping for: The fox from Zootopia
Hubert “Waste of height” King
Position: Editor-in-chief
Hometown/dorm: Caldwell, NJ, Forbes House
Quarantine binge: Law and Order: SVU and Homeland
Grammar pet peeve: Dangling Modifier
Most likely to: Bring Ben Shapiro to Milton
Who I’m simping for: Wendy Rhoades from Billions
Kayla “can’t commit” Mathieu
Position: Managing Editor
Hometown/ Dorm: Milton, MA
Quarantine Binge: Temptation Island
Grammar Pet Peeve: ,Misused, commas,
Most Likely to: Accidentally play the explicit version of renegade on the ACC speaker
Who I’m simping for: Evan Gomillion from Tik Tok
Nara “I’ll fight you but only with words” Mohyeddin
Position: Opinion Manager
Hometown/Dorm: Poughkeepsie NY, Robbins House
Quarantine Binge: Pose
Grammar Pet Peeve: I forget their names I just feel ‘em out
Most Likely to: ‘forget’ to file her taxes 13 years in a row
Who I’m Simping for: Too many TikTok girls
Nikhil “Indian Ray” Pande
Position: Opinion Manager
Hometown/Dorm: Milton, MA
Quarantine Binge: Psych
Grammar Pet Peeve: Possessive pronoun before a gerund
Most likely to: Retire at 55, move to Florida, and play golf
Who I’m simping for: Juliet O’Hara from Psych
Eleanor “@mafatboyz” Raine
Position: News Manager
Hometown/Dorm: Milton, MA
Quarenting Binge: Criminal Minds
Grammar Pet Peeve: Pronoun case errors
Most likely to: Pull up to school driving a tractor
Who I’m simping for: Chris Pratt (specifically Peter Quill)
George “Climate Change” Rose
Position: News Manager
Hometown/Dorm: Belmont, MA
Quarantine Binge: Ernest Hemingway
Grammar Pet Peeve: Case
Most likely to: Live in a cabin off the grid
Who I’m simping for: Genie Bouchard
Gracie “Lank Master” Denneen
Position: Copy Editor
Hometown/Dorm: Watertown, MA
Quarantine Binge: 80’s Movies
Grammar Pet Peeve: Case!!
Most likely to: Be a ginger
Who I’m simping for: Zuko from Avatar (after he cut his hair)
Tapti “we get it you’re from Robbins” Sen
Position: Senior Editor
Hometown/Dorm: Dhaka, Bangladesh - Robbins House
Quarantine Binge: How to Get Away With Murder
Grammar Pet Peeve: There/Their/They’re errors
Most Likely to: Stay up till 4 AM in the Robbins common room
Who I’m Simping For: Lucario from Pokemon :(
Gianna “I cry a lot it’s no big deal” Gallagher
Position: Senior Editor
Hometown/Dorm: Milton, MA
Quarantine Binge: Money Heist
Grammar Pet Peeve: I/Me mistakes
Most likely to: Accidentally start speaking French
Who I’m simping for: Shemar Moore (only as Derek Morgan)
Mikhail “Papa Russia” Dmitrienko
Position: Editor-At-Large
Hometown/Dorm: Holliston, MA - Norris House
Quarantine Binge: The Tim Ferriss Show
Grammar Pet Peeve: Dangling Modifier
Most Likely to: defend Putin <3
Who I’m Simping For: Jane Eyre
Maya “Ramez’s sister” Metri
Position: Layout Editor
Hometown/Dorm: Weymouth, MA
Quarantine Binge: Criminal Minds
Grammar Pet Peeve: Pronoun reference
Most likely to: forget to sleep
Who I’m simping for: Tom Holland
Katie “I went to The Mountain School” Wiemeyer
Position: Humor Editor & Web Editor
Hometown/Dorm: Duxbury, MA - Robbins House
Quarantine Binge: all of the “Our Planet” documentaries
Grammar Pet Peeve: possessive before the gerund
Most Likely to: neuter your dog
Who I’m Simping For: mother nature ✨🧚💓🍃
Emma “Freckle Face” Wright
Position: Humor Editor
Hometown/ Dorm: Robbins - Melrose MA
Quarantine Binge: My own Tiktoks
Grammar Pet Peeve: vegetables
Most Likely to: Never leave summer camp
Who I’m Simping For: Rick Riordan’s writing
Luke “Bill Laimbeer” Monnich
Position: Sports Editor
Hometown/Dorm: Hingham, MA
Quarantine Binge: La Casa de Papel
Grammar Pet Peeve: Misuse of commas
Most Likely to: Think he is Spanish
Who I’m Simping for: Rusty (but only when he sang at Beatstock)
Lynn “510 hours on Animal Crossing” Yuan
Position: A&E Editor
Hometown/Dorm: Vancouver/Guiyang/Hong Kong/Honestly who knows – Robbins House
Quarantine Binge: The entire Ghibli movie set
Grammar Pet Peeve: case errors
Most Likely to: stay up until 5 am reading web novels and then blame it on “insomnia”
Who I’m Simping for: Dimitri from Fire Emblem 🤩
Alexa “won - most likely to repost “ s(he) be(lie)ve(d)” vsco post - superlative (2018)” Pil
Position: Humor Writer
Hometown/Dorm: Martha’s Vineyard - Hathaway house
Quarantine Binge: Castlevania
Grammar Pet Peeve: grammar
Most likely to: ask you to follow @MASOCKTAGRAM
Who I’m simping for: Sokka but with his hair down 😏
Jalen “potty mouth” Nixon
Position: Humor Writer
Hometown/Dorm: Haverhill, MA; Forbes House
Quarantine Binge: Andrew Schulz comedy and the Joe Rogan Experience
Grammar Pet Peeve: Misplaced Modifier
Most likely to: play devil’s advocate
Who I’m simping for: Kiara “Kie” Carrera from Outer Banks
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